Yay, another blog post
I am running out of material!
I suppose I could talk about work but ... thats boring... oh! I will talk about random things....
like I always do I guess...
... so, ever watch a woman and a man in a relationship. Its a bit like watching Jet Li beat up a Pug; why, you ask, does a relationship remind KoM of Jet Li beating up a Pug? Well, you, women have become master of relationships; I swear they are all reading Sun Tzu's Art of War and applying it to their boyfriends. They never allow a guy to fight on his own grounds, and if he discovers what the grounds are, they change them. Fluid. Every changing. Adaptable. Perfect. And then theres man, who buys some roses and expects that is victory for the rest of the year... poor, pathetic fools...
I hate all couples...
Moving on
Ontario is very old... compared to BC... in BC, a heritage home is any place that existed before it politicans in BC started commiting criminal acts. SOme buildings in Ontario existed BEFORE POLITICIANS... Old Quebec had the right idea about bannign lawyers I say (something completely different)... why did I mention that? oh, right old stuff. I suppose BC will eventually have alot of old stuff, but it will all be that crappy protestant old stuff... which sucks... because protestant stuff is univerisally boring... whereas catholic stuff has colours and pictures and statues galore. And more importantly, it has KoMs! KoMs EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ummmm... I don't feel this blog posting has truly been the best... I think it needs something more... like a Briku...
An angry WWoN
A frog jumps into the mauve
Howling Cheese
... wow... that was... weird...
anyways, Apparently I should start HoME (according to WWoN), which makes some sense since it is the End of October. Well, my little story page is up, with a unique story designed especially to be posted on a blog, peice by peice. A 'serial' if you will. And One wonders if WWoN, after she reads it, will want to be a 'serial' killer.
Ummm, please get out you... umm... agendas... and ummm... turn to page... just a second.... ummm... six
I call this blog posting to order. Any old business? No? excelent, Onto the new business.
Now, first of all, item 2.1, ummm, new websites. I turn you attention to 2.1.1 and 2.1.2, a motion to reconize the existance of
WWoN's and
Shron's New websites. Any discussion?
Ummm, let me stop you there WWoN, in order to move a Motion for "my website be declared cooler then stupid Queen of Shron's" you have to file it with the seceratary and it will come up in New Business next week.
Can we have a vote. All in favour, say aye. All against, say ICHI ICHE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALANANANANANNAA. The ayes have it. Excelent.
Now, Item 2.2, a motion to be amazed by a 2.8 liter can of chickpeas. As you know, the 2.8 liter can of chickpeas was discovered on thursday. Ummm, its a well accepted fact that chickpeas are an established running joke of this website, as you can see if you turn the apendix of your agendas. ummm, this seems pretty simply, so I will just ask if any oppose this motion. No? Good. Moving on.
Ummm, thats the last of new business. Now for reports. Ummm, report from the King of Mauve... well, ummm, I have several projects on the go. The, ummm, photographing of the marvelous of the Ottawa valley is moving along nicely. We have the camera, now we need the will power. Ummm, the other stuff is
going well. Ummm, nothing else.
Anyways, ummm, can I get a motion to adjure this blog posting. Can I second that emotion? excelent. See you next week people. Blog posting adjured.
Chip Wagons and Other things
This part of canada has some strange obssession with chip wagons. What are these 'chip wagons' you ask? Well, you, a chip wagon is like the little trailer at the fair that sells greesy food, except: 1) there is no fair; 2) it does not leave; 3) there freaken everywhere! Everywhere in the country you find these greesy little trailers pushing out poutine and hotdogs like it was the IPE/whatever passes for a fair in the US. But without the class. How do these places stay in business? Are there really that many Ontarians willing to eat at these places that their willing to pull over to the side of the road and purchase a bag of fries.
Anywho... I can't end the blog yet, but thats all I had to say this week. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
I dunno
What should I do? a list? no... maybe an ode...
Ode to Chip Wagons
BEHOLD! The Glory of Ontario
Pull over for fries and your gone
2.50 for a individual Oreo
Behold! the mighty, Chip Wa-gone
hmmmm.... needs more....
oh
Brian's writing; in a normal conversation, I do not talk about writing to anybody but WWoN or hockey girl, nobody else cares. BUT, this is MY blog, so
I am going to be working on two projects, I will be posting the first project online over november. I am currently writing the november project, assuring i have enough for one post a week, so that I can safely work on my other project
NaNoWriMo without worrying about anything else. Except for this blog. And my other one. But those take about an hour and a half to gether to write usually, so, its not huge.
But, I'm a working at it
SPREAD WORD. THE KING OF MAUVE RULES OVER HIS REALM WISELY AND WITH SAGE MAUVICITY
NaNoWriMo
Quick post just to say, I have entered into this this called
NaNoWriMo. If you want to know what this is, go and see.
TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the way
WWoN might have a new site or something.
My Fellow Canadians/One American, HAPPY THANKSGIVING/NORMAL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turkeys make me sleepy. I should know, I have eaten two.
What else is going on. I have been working. It is not interesting. It involves cleaning stuff, and putting stuff in boxes, and bagging stuff, and putting tape on boxes, and moving stuff, and pushing the botten that turns on the machine to put tape on boxes...
There are alot of boxes...
Not alot of intelligence though...
Well thats not true... at least half of the people there have enough combined experience in technology to build a rocket ship... they other half has about the computational power of two pigs and a clock radio... which I suppose is meanhearted of me... But some of the stuff that goes on is so stupid!!!!!! And nobody shows up to work. I kid you not, we lost four guys today, who just decided "meh, I'm tired, so I'm going home." I AM WORKING IN A CIRCUS FILLED WITH INSANE CLOWNS!!!! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE, AND WHY HAVE THE KIDNAPPED ME AND MADE ME THEIR BOARD WASHER!!!????!!!???!??
Damn Shriners... they did this some how...
Btw, an Update: That story I am writing, it is still being writen, I want to make sure I have four weeks of material to put up, you know, before i put it up, least I, you know, get lazy along the way.
AND NOW, A LIST
Top Ten Worst Ways to Die
10. Eaten by House Cats
9. Potatoe Avalance
8. Mongolian Invasion of North America
7. WWoN
6. Not eaten alive by Hanibal Lector, but made to listen to him talk till you die of old age
5. Wrapped in Tape and left on factory floor by accident
4. Too many Manwiches
3. Cheese
2. Maneating Hippies from Mars
1. Overdose on tryptophan
Hmmm, this post needs a name... how about.... Jochem.... hmmmm... no... maybe.... Julian....
merph
no whining, I do not care, I post when I feel like it.
It was my birthday yesterday. I got this.
- comic book
- video game
- Promise of a new pair of pants
- assorted strange things
Anywho, I am not going to St pauls... dont ask...
I got a job at a factory, I package things. I want a new job. This job is the single most boring job I have ever had. It invovles periodic spurts of work combined with long moments of doing abosolutely nothing. It sucks the energy out of a person. But some of the people are kind nice. Their favorite hobby is complaining about other employees and their work ethic/personal higiene.
I need to get a new job.
FOr those of you who are truly paying attention, you will already know I plan to write more. On that note, this being my Flagship Blog (HMS Mauverprise) I am annoucing the opening of YET ANOTHER BLOG. This blog will be, once again, thematically different from my other blogs. It will be show casing a story I am writing. This is an idea I got from my brother. Unlike my brother it will not be about star trek. Like everything else, I am going to assume no one is reading this blog either. THis gives me the unique advantage to print pretty much whatever I want. That why I can insult various groups of people (religions, nations, ethnic groups, fraternal orders, school boards ect ect).... Damn Shriners and their stupid hats...
Anyways, I hope SOMEBODY is still reading some of my blogs. Except for WWoN. YOu read everything. Your like the black hole of literature.
Any who. Good Day, Good Night. Stay tuned. I COMMAND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
